Iconic developers | part 3 πŸΉπŸŽ…πŸ˜³

jmdejager

🐀πŸ₯‡ Jasper de Jager

Posted on April 19, 2021

Iconic developers | part 3 πŸΉπŸŽ…πŸ˜³

The new iconic developers is here!

Thanks @technoglot , @theowlsden and @nefomemes
Keep it up!

I hope there will be three more in the comments so we can continue this list 😊😊

Maybe some ideas:
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🏹 The Bug Buster

Name says it all: that person on the team that is a master in bug squashing. No pesticides needed: their eyes are enough. No bug is safe from them!

Habitat

They live inside IDE's and have static code analysis for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Code quality is their utmost priority!

Best to ask for

Advice on how to exterminate bugs. They can sniff them from miles away! πŸ‘ƒπŸ»

Needs works on

Working on actual features! Squashing bugs is important, but we've got a product to ship! πŸ“¦These features won't take care of themselves!

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πŸŽ… The tools Santa

Do you have a problem you don't know how to solve? They have a tool for you.

Habitat

Your everyday office, forums, anywhere really. If you have a question, they are there to answer with a tool (a new software, library, etc).

Best to ask for

An over-engineered solution to a problem. They have experience with a whole lot of tools.

Needs works on

Tone it down a bit. Not everything needs to be solved with a new tool.

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😳 The branch breaker

Look out! This developer will break your branch. A mistake like running git reset HEAD when they should have used git reset --soft HEAD is not uncommon..

Habitat

Mostly found behind a terminal looking like πŸ˜₯. Searching for a fix for the made mistakes, hoping no one will ever find out what they did.

Best to ask for

Helping you fix git mistakes, they’ve been there and know how to get you out!

Needs works on

Admitting their mistakes instead of (trying to) cover them up.

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Leave yours in the comments!

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jmdejager
🐀πŸ₯‡ Jasper de Jager

Posted on April 19, 2021

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