😲 ZERO CSS and just a single image to build a fully interactive SPA???!!?? 😱 Abusing the internet once more! [Extreme SSR!]

I am back at it again, abusing the internet and this one should really blow you away.

This time I really do think I have outdone myself.

I present to you:

A 3 page SPA with an interactive poll and a contact form, with no CSS and one DOM element - just a single image! (go on, inspect the page!)

I call it "Extreme Server Side Rendering (SSR)" 🤣

PLEASE NOTE: - if using a mobile you cannot use the contact form, I couldn't find a way of opening the keyboard without an <input> I am afraid! Try it on PC instead!

FINAL THING: Due to the round-trip time to the server the page feels "laggy", if you are on a 3G connection it might be unusable so wait until you are on a better connection before trying it!

> > > > Try the single image SPA here! (best viewed on PC) < < < <

What can I do in the SPA?

There are some fun bits for you to try:

It kind of works with a keyboard

Well, you can Tab to elements to highlight them. You can even activate them with "Enter".

Just don't expect a smooth experience (and I have only tested it in Chrome so it may not work in other browsers!)

The home page is responsive

Yup, if you try it on your mobile the home page actually has two different versions, a mobile one and a desktop one.

On mobile you can even open and close the menu!

I sadly didn't have time to make the other two pages responsive (this silly project took ages already!).

The poll actually works!

Cast your vote on the SPA as to what you think of my silly experiments!

The current results are as follows:

This has to be the stupidest thing I have ever seen - I love it!
62%

Quite silly, being rick rolled by ASCII text was sillier though!
20%

This is silly? I thought this was what server side rendering was!
18%

The contact form "works"

It is one of if not the worst experiences you will ever have on the web, but it works!

In fact you can see the messages people have posted via the SPA in the final section!

What is actually going on here?

Oh loads!

Essentially every interaction with the page is being tracked with JavaScript and cookies.

I am then sending that to a script on my server that renders an image based on mouse position, current focused item, keys pressed and more. I then send the constructed image back so you can view it!

Needless to say I now have a much greater appreciation for browser developers as there are so many little things that I just take for granted!

To give you an idea of how difficult this is, from the X and Y coordinates of the mouse I calculate if an item is hovered. To do that I need the X, Y, width and Height of each item on the page. I also need to know what state to turn that button to.

Now if you click, I have to check if the click is within the bounds of a button and what action should be performed!

Multiply that by 3 pages worth of buttons and inputs and a few other features and there is an awful lot I had to plumb together!

Final words before the comments

As with all of my silly experiments, there is no real point to this, just a bit of fun for you on a Friday!

Have a fantastic weekend!

User comments submitted via the contact page (may be disabled if people cannot behave 😋)

Here are a few comments that people have added via the single image SPA!

InHuOfficial - 17:11 21/05/2021
I look forward to seeing the messages you all post! Don't forget that you have to wait one minute before refreshing this page to see your comment!

asdfsadf - 17:40 21/05/2021
asdfasdfasdfasdfsaf

testt - 17:41 21/05/2021
est

55 - 18:30 21/05/2021
55

dakujem - 18:38 21/05/2021
serus

gghh - 19:08 21/05/2021

yyyyyyyy - 19:37 21/05/2021
yyyyyyyy

this is a test - 20:19 21/05/2021
wow wtf

gwdsdg - 20:25 21/05/2021
gggewgg sd mdgkgj sdkjgsodj g12 jr128 jdg sdg sdg jo sdjgojidsgdsg sodj g

sdg - 20:25 21/05/2021
dsgsdgsdgdgsdg

fhfjfjgjj - 21:28 21/05/2021
fgjfgjfgjfgjgj

DEVusedToBeGoodNowItSucks - 21:45 21/05/2021
This sucks What a waste of time DEV to has gone to shit in the last year

hi there - 22:46 21/05/2021
this is some text

fds - 00:56 22/05/2021
sdfhg dgdrfg dfg

Losh531 - 03:23 22/05/2021
um hello

hehe - 03:25 22/05/2021
g

kkklmmm - 04:07 22/05/2021
nnnnnn

F5 - 09:55 22/05/2021
lol this is wired as fukc but idea is fkced as well its not even fast s and no accesabiltity

Arkentias - 14:47 22/05/2021
Good job !

bingus - 16:43 22/05/2021
haha yes

dqsqsqds - 17:05 22/05/2021
qsd

dillir07 - 17:25 22/05/2021
Wow!!!

JulCzar - 18:35 22/05/2021
let tringSomthingNew eq true semicolumn while (tryingSomthingNew) learn() semicolumn

Nicolas - 21:22 22/05/2021
Test

3321321321 - 06:54 23/05/2021
321321321321321

xczxcxcvxvxvxvxcv - 07:34 23/05/2021
xcvxcvxcvxcvxcv

bcrypt - 01:51 24/05/2021
This is a work of art

**** - 04:09 24/05/2021
s

test - 10:51 24/05/2021
lolw

ffghfghfghfg - 11:13 24/05/2021
hfgh

gggggggggggggggggg - 11:48 24/05/2021
gggggggggggggggggggggggg

daadadad - 13:59 25/05/2021
asdasdasdasdasd

# Foobar - 14:38 25/05/2021
This is pretty nifty I know it says letters numbers and spacesbut what about emojis although I guess those wont work if you cant use a keyboard here

jumanji - 18:32 25/05/2021
Boop Bap!

sidchaudhary04 - 21:04 25/05/2021
Hi This is witchcraft wow

crycx - 07:24 26/05/2021
Love it!

piyush - 17:03 26/05/2021
Hello World

**** - 08:09 27/05/2021
hfhfghgf

**** - 15:46 27/05/2021

**** - 16:31 27/05/2021
This works maybe

test one two three - 01:28 28/05/2021
i like chicken i like liver meow mix meow mix plz deliver

sdsdsdd232322 - 13:53 28/05/2021
ddddddd

collegewap - 15:15 28/05/2021
Hello

pelayo - 20:20 01/06/2021
That was awesome

fsdkfdskjfksdjfaksda - 10:28 11/06/2021

burger and fries!!!! - 19:23 17/09/2021
trololololo hehheheheHOhohoho i am the silly man!!!!

Ahmed Magdy - 14:35 31/12/2021
Hey bud how is it

This is a test - 11:52 14/01/2022
This website is too damn slow

**** - 08:57 22/02/2022

**** - 12:37 22/02/2022

**** - 17:49 22/02/2022

**** - 17:49 22/02/2022
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

125 - 19:45 22/02/2022
22515

hmmm - 03:25 23/02/2022
oh my god you implemented navigating the inputs with tab thats ridiculous I love it

**** - 03:35 23/02/2022

**** - 03:35 23/02/2022
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

**** - 07:24 23/02/2022

inhu - 08:13 23/02/2022
Hey testing

qwe - 13:01 23/02/2022
qweqweqw

u - 13:21 23/02/2022
u

**** - 16:27 23/02/2022

!!!!@@S - 17:16 23/02/2022
!!!!SQ@S@SW@@S@W@ @

**** - 20:23 23/02/2022

**** - 05:48 24/02/2022

**** - 08:31 25/02/2022

**** - 08:31 25/02/2022
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

**** - 11:30 25/02/2022

**** - 23:24 25/02/2022

nmfdhdfgh - 14:20 28/02/2022
dgfddfff

**** - 22:06 28/02/2022

**** - 13:27 01/03/2022

sex - 12:29 02/03/2022
sex sex sex sex sex sxe

lkjll - 12:48 03/03/2022
kjljljlmkjmlj

**** - 12:48 03/03/2022
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

**** - 21:30 03/03/2022

wow - 03:43 04/03/2022
This is incredible

kijiihu - 10:12 04/03/2022
uyigyg

CapitaineToinon - 14:11 17/03/2022
Anime is trash and so am I

the picific ocean - 23:21 04/06/2022
locean picifique

**** - 23:22 04/06/2022
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

gdxg - 11:09 27/06/2022
fff

Vercte - 00:50 05/10/2022
hi i found this after a while it is neat and very not laggy

**** - 21:47 14/03/2023

**** - 21:47 14/03/2023
Your Message Has Been Sent! Go back to the article after 1 minute and refresh the page to see your comment within the article!

**** - 04:01 17/03/2023

GrahamTheDev - 22:26 26/04/2023
Still works

Hello - 22:34 26/04/2023
World!

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