Many people talk about 10x Developers, but deep down, we all know that what matters is being a TEx Developer. A developer in Texas. A resilient, resourceful, and experienced code (and horse) whisperer. It ain't our first rodeo.

Here's a documented insight into a regular day in the life of a typical Software Developer in the great state of Texas. Follow this schedule, and you'll become a TEx Developer... or get a heart attack by age 38. Results may vary.

• 5:00 - Wake up

  Put a cowboy hat on, walk out the door, and confirm that the stars are big and bright.

   
• 5:02 - Go back to bed

  Being a 10x Developer is for California lads. TEx Developers, real Developers, sleep their hours.

   
• 7:00 - Get up

  Prepare a light breakfast: bacon, scrambled eggs, biscuits, and gravy.

   
• 7:30 - Get ready for work

  Look out for rattlesnakes inside the boots. Get some guns. Drive around the ranch in the gator, opening some gates for the longhorns to walk around the fields.

  

   
• 8:30 - Work

  Three 42-inch screens feel small. Add a reminder to add a fourth one later. Everything is bigger in Texas.

   
• 9:30 - Coffee break

  Black coffee. No sugar. Add some leftover gravy or BBQ sauce for extra flavor if it's a special occasion.

   
• 10:00 - Daily stand-up

  One minute singing the National Anthem. One minute reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. One minute praying. Twelve minutes discussing yesterday's tasks and the ones we will do today.

   
• 10:15 - Reflection

  Wonder what this cold white thing falling from the sky the Yankees were complaining about during the daily stand-up was. "Shno"? Google it.

   
• 10:30 - Work

  Code in C (no ++, Rust, and definitely no sugar-coated programming languages). The real deal: pointers, memory allocations, double-quoted strings... Wish we could program in TEX all day.

   
• 12:00 - Lunch break

  Light lunch: chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, and a peach cobbler.

   
• 12:30 - Work

  Code a corporate website in HTML and CSS. Would it be possible to do it just using ::befores and ::afters?

   
• 14:00 - Coffee break

  Used the half-gallon mug. Everything is bigger in Texas.

   
• 14:15 - Reflection

  Fifteen minutes to remember the Alamo.

  

   
• 14:30 - Work

  The big stretch of work. Boring. Decide to name all variables based on The Alamo heroes. Create a PR. Rename all variables inspired by Texans rivers East-to-West. Update PR. Rename all variables to some boring stuff based on feedback. Glad there's still a bit of coffee left. May need to brew more.

   
• 17:30 - End of work

  Lock the computer in the safe with the rifles. Chill for a little bit with some unsweetened tea.

   
• 18:15 - Reflection

  Repeat some "y'all" and "yeehaw" in front of the mirror. Too many Californians in Texas lately. Scared to turn into one of them and lose the beautiful Texas accent.

   
• 18:30 - Dinner

  Light dinner: brisket, jalapeno sausage, cream corn, beans, and pecan pie.

   
• 19:00 - Shopping

  Drive pickup truck to Walmart to get a new 42-inch monitor. Consider buying new 55-inch monitors instead. Everything is bigger in Texas.

   
• 19:45 - Evening snack

  Get a Whataburger on the way back home. Then, stop by HEB to get Creamy Creations ice cream. Bluebell is nice, but Creamy Creations is the bee's knees. Wonder if HEB will sell monitors one day.

   
• 20:15 - Relax time

  Watch a Dallas Cowboys game, and experience the inevitable disappointment of another interception by Romo/Prescott/whoever-the-quarterback-is-in-this-taped-game.

   
• 22:50 - Wrapping up the day

  Walk out the door. Confirm that the stars at night are big and bright (clap, clap, clap, clap). Think of the loved one. Take the cowboy hat and guns off. Put a onesie on.

  

   
• 23:00 - Sleep

  Dream big dreams of Texas, Freedom, and Independence.